Leno? Conan? Conan? Leno?

I think I’m about to go off
Max Weinberg kicks the show off
Wit, charm and a devious smile
We’re gonna be here for a while tonight

He is the only guy we turn to
For our celebrity interviews
Red hair that’s never going anywhere
All I can do is sit and stare
Don’t bother me ’cause I don’t care tonight

Oh Conan, can’t you see?
You’re the one for me
Conan, don’tcha know?
You’re my late night TV hero

I wish and hope and pray he might
Let me be a guest on the show tonight
Talking about anything and everything
Oh golly, how I want to be
A part of his hilarity tonight

Oh Conan, can’t you see?
You’re the one for me
Conan, don’tcha know?
You’re my late night TV hero

And I don’t mean to sound like a jerk
But you’re the only show that still redeems your network

Oh Conan, can’t you see?
You’re the one for me
Conan, don’tcha know?
You’re my late night TV hero

Oh Conan, can’t you see?
We were meant to be
Conan, don’tcha know?
You will always be my hero
Be my hero

(Thanks, Eleventyseven, for so eloquently summarizing my thoughts on the matter…waaaaay before it was a big to-do!)

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