Posts Tagged ‘awesomeness’

There’s more than one way to crack an egg.

February 2, 2011

There are, in fact, three that I know of.

1) Fast forward to about 2:30 and you’ll see the method that drove Sabrina up the wall, mhm.

2)  The second method I perfected myself a few years ago. It involves drugging yourself with cold medicine (presumably for an actual cold), and then getting a little happy with the cookie ingredients. Personally I enjoyed cracking my eggs into the trash can and throwing the shells into the bowl, but experiment, see what you’re into!

3) There are a few steps to the third method, but once you get the hang of it, you’ll be cracking eggs all over the place with mechanical precision! First, advance to the refrigerator and remove one egg and one stick of butter. Then close the refrigerator and place both items gently on the counter. Next, reach up and open the cabinet–you’ll need to visualize a Pyrex measuring cup in your mind (in which to microwave the butter later). Play your cards right, and a Tupperware container gone wild just might take a flying leap and land directly atop your waiting egg, breaking it neatly all over the counter.


Last night my dad dreamed about our dog…

February 26, 2010

“I dreamed that Whitaker was a little deer with little antlers, and he was still blind and I was leading him around on his loooooooooong leash! I was calling him Whitaker…that’s how I knew who he was!” -Daddy

Top That!

December 15, 2009

Hahhahahahahhaha I love Teen Witch.

Wee little child singing “I’m Yours” = best video EVERRRR

December 10, 2009

I found this on [pageslap]. Here’s Nicole Stamp’s commentary:


I couldn’t agree more!

If all cats did this, I’d LOVE them!

December 6, 2009

Please, how could you not?

Happy Adam-Lambert’s-CD-Release-Day!

November 23, 2009

Top 5 Ways to Celebrate This Holiday:

5. Choreograph a dance.

4. Wear glitter. Lots of it.

3. Smile.

2. Copycat his eyeliner. (Actually this looks really neat..I want some!)

1. Snag yourself a copy, of course!

The awesomest thing I’ve done in quite a long time

November 1, 2009

The other day I was listening to the radio and I reached across the desk to grab a pair of scissors, and all of a sudden, the radio went completely to static. I thought it was weird when it didn’t bounce back. So I flipped the little dial button up and down, and every. single. station. was all static. I tested the entire length of the spectrum about three times and basically gave up in despair.

I was just coming to the conclusion that a zombie attack must be underway when I noticed I’d accidentally bumped the AM/FM button. Hahaha.